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Administration Readies for War Against Iraq

			President Bush Intends to Lead Charge

			

			Will Personally Pilot First Allied Airplane To Bomb Baghdad
			


            

              

              

                
 

For the past two weeks, President Bush has secretly 
				been taking flying lessons in modern jet aircraft. He is seen here receiving last-minute instructions from 
				Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld in an F-15 before takeoff from carrier deck of John F. Kennedy
				off Norfolk News, Virginia coast 
				   
				
				
				
				

				 
            
Bush Prepares to Boost Morale Among Soldiers
Participating in 
			"Operation Your Oil for Our Democracy"

			


            

              

              

                
 

Administration has ordered 350,000 
"Commander-In-Chief" personal worship mini-statuettes

				for troop use in Iraq
				

			Plans call for similar statuettes depicting Cheney, Rumsfeld and Ashcroft, to be given to 
			troops during the planned invasions of North Korea, Iran, Kenya and Canada.

			Soldiers can collect entire set of all 8 US Administration statuettes
 by re-enlisting for "4 more years".
			
			
			
				
				   
				
				
				
				

				
				Read the sad but serious commentary why this is a war 

				WE CANNOT WIN
				and should not fight.
				

            
For a daily dose of political satire look at today's 
            addition
to Gummi's 
            archives .

The 
            archives contain Gummi's stories written during the past six months 
            
and will be updated whenever new material is added. 


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If so, get on of the "Popup" Eliminators recommended by Gummibear. 
Look for the article under the "Utility Recommendations" heading.
           
		    
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