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FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL OF CLINTON ADMINISTRATION; ACCUSED OF BEING TOO STUBBORN;
ACCUSED OF CAUSING POLITICAL TURMOIL IN FLORIDA, A STATE CRUCIAL TO THE FALL ELECTIONS
JANET RENO
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Date of Photograph
Unknown |
| Aliases: [None printable in polite company]
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DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: |
1941 |
Hair: |
Brown |
| Place of Birth: |
Florida |
Eyes: |
Slightly Crosseyed;
Cokebottle Glasses |
| Height: |
6' 2" |
Complexion: |
White |
| Weight: |
Approximately 205 pounds |
Sex: |
Female |
| Build: |
Slouching Posture |
Nationality: |
USA |
| Occupation: |
Fugitive from justice
Unsuccessful (haha) candidate for Governor |
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| Remarks: |
Janet Reno is accused of being an unrepentant, truculent politician with a
penchant for pointing out continuing voting irregularities in the State
of Florida, a state extremely close to the Bush administration. As a consequence, the White House has
declared Janet Reno an "Enemy Combatant"
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| Scars and Marks: |
Battle scars from losing the democratic nomination for Governor
of Florida to a political novice |
CAUTION
JANET RENO IS ACCUSED OF BEING THE WORLD'S MOST IRRITATING DEMOCRATIC
POLITICIAN; A TROUBLEMAKER AND POLITICAL MAVERICK
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY
DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT
YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE
OR THE NEAREST U.S.
EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.
REWARD
The National Republican Committee, through its "Boost Dubja's Poll Numbers"
program, is
offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to
the conviction of Janet Reno or proof that she is a lesbian.
September 17, 2002
Poster Revised - None
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