The Miracle of the Century
History's Most Reviled AWOL Reservist
Morphs into World's Most Self-Aggrandizing Freedom Fighter
For the past six weeks, President Bush has secretly
been taking flying lessons in modern fighter planes. He is seen here receiving last-minute instructions from
Secretary of War Donald Rumsfeld in an F-15 before takeoff, bound for the carrier deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln.
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Bush Prepares to Boost Morale Among Soldiers
Participating in
"Operation Your Oil for Our Style of Democracy"
Administration has ordered 450,000
"Commander-In-Chief" personal worship mini-statuettes
for troop use in Iraq
Plans call for expanding series of statuettes to a total of 12,
depicting "US Heroes of Conservative Compassion".
Next in line for commemoration are Vice President Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove,
John Ashcroft, Colin Powell, and the five conservative US Supreme Court Judges who in
December 2000 changed American History by deciding that the need to
choose a president without delay, overrode the constitutional
guarantee to the American people that a sitting president is the candidate who actually won the election.
The statuettes will be given to
troops during the planned invasions of North Korea, Iran, Syria and France.
Soldiers can collect entire set of all 12 US Administration statuettes by re-enlisting for "4 more years".
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Read the sad but serious commentary why this is a war
WE CANNOT WIN - and shouldn't fight!!
For a daily dose of political satire look at today's
addition
to Gummi's
archives .
The
archives contain Gummi's stories written during the past six months
and will be updated whenever new material is added.
Talking about scary things, do you want to eliminate all those annoying popup windows offering you all kinds of unwanted services??
If so, get on of the "Popup" Eliminators recommended by Gummibear.
Look for the article under the "Utility Recommendations" heading.
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